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The science behind why Sparity Is in-fact a form of Pedophilia.

With the notive that you have given where you explain "Dragon's age slower than ponies so technically, hes a teenager in dragon years. " You're pretty much telling me I'm right, But more towards Spike being an infant rather a child.
Example (A) Spikes physical appearance. His physical body has the key features of an infantile Dragon. Using the ponies of the show as an example, They have small stubby limbs and short rounded bodies. Thus giving the viewer the clear evidence of them being underdeveloped children (in pony standards.). And this evidence at play, Spike is now proven to be that of an infant Dragon, no matter how long he has lived on that Earth, His physical formality is a child/infant Due to his short stubby limbs and underdeveloped round body. Just look at infantile/child Humans. they give the same physical traits aswell. If Humans and or ponies of Equestria were to have the same slowed aging process that Spike has, They'd to be classified as children/infants.

Example (B) Age gap. Even though Spike does have the physical appearance of a child/infant Dragon, His time on that planet doesn't change anything when it comes to him being in a active or non-active sexual relationship with Rarity. Spike has been alive long enough to learn how to speak and speak in proper sentences aswell as basic tasks because of time+Experience= developed mindset. But that doesn't change the fact that by Dragon standards Spike is still a bay/child. If I recall on the episode where Spike runs off with th other Dragons to find himself, The older more aged Dragons refer to him as a baby/child. Thus the show itself is giving the incentive that Spike "IS" under aged.

Where you say "Plus, if he was a baby, he'd be speaking baby talk and in a diaper. :P (Lick) And he has a personality of a teenager.". I can easily out do that note with basic logic, Which was my key point in the above examples. So There so, I am correct and you are not (not to sound childish).

And when it is referred where Spike and Twilight are almost at a 5 year age gap, That really doesn't change Rarity's age gap with spike. Given how old at an estimate Twilight was at Spikes birth/Hatching, We can safely assume she was between the ages of 7-9 at the time comparing to when she was sent to a magic school and to when Humans IRL are sent to there preliminary schools.
Twilight at the current time of the show now would be at an assumption of an age between 18-20, thus spike with his slowed age rate would be maybe with some added math be at the ponied age of 7-10, Give or take. And Rarity given her personality and occupation, She would be at another estimate in her 20's. So the age gap is still at a huge play here given by the laws of natural growth/logic.

If you still refuse these easy to understand facts as to why Sparity Is seemingly an act of pedophilia, Then go ahead and make an idiot of yourself.

Here's some major key logical pointers from a good person I know who thinks the same way.

~lordvader914 Jul 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
If you say dragons live longer and Spike is a "Baby Dragon", and by dragon's standards, he's still a kid. But yeah, Spike by ponies' standards, he 's in the teenager's age, but that doesn't change the fact Spike is a kid, not a teenager, according to dragon's standards. Of course he's has a mentality of an adult, but he's still a kid. The thing is that you can't change the age standards from one species to another, for Spike, if he's a dragon, then he lives by dragon's age standards, not by ponies' standards.

I know that you say that there's the age difference, but when you say Spike as a pony and Mane 6 as dragons, it's is....(takes deep breath)....hypocritical.

If saying Spike is a baby in dragons years, but putting Spike in pony years as a teenagers, that sounds like a major flaw. Even the teenager dragons in Dragon Quest, www.hasbro.com/common/producti..., and Spike is within the same age as the baby ponies in G1.

Take it like Miss Martian, from Young Justice. She's 45 in human years, but by Martian's standards, she's a teenager. So that doesn't change the fact she's a teenager.

Sorry, I know it's a cartoon and all, but there always be logic that kicks in.
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DawnFelix Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I can give you my own reason why this pairing can't work > dawnfelix.deviantart.com/journ…

 

 

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zOMG-a-DropBear Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like your points.
You make more sense in a polite way than I could.
And you raised some key factors that I missed.

Your reasons are fully justified and I love it.
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lordvader914 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
There's a bundle of things I want to say.

First, it will be confusing and frustrating when at the same time, Spike is considered a baby dragon but people keeps insisting that he's a teenager, adult, or something I don't know. People keeps bringing biased facts or "evidence" just to justify that he's very mature or something. It would be easier if they put out that he's a kid.

Second, Rarity is like a mom or sister to Spike. She has the thing called big sister instinct. Apparently people don't understand this because they think family is overrated or just their crazy imagination. 

Third, Spike used to have a crush on someone named Moondancer, so yeah, that points out it is indeed another crush on Rarity.

Fourth (off-topic), I just hate the way how people anthronized Spike, having a baby face like this dude images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/ima… in a scrawny body. It's like....don't know what to say. The thing is that they're doing it wrong. Probably it's that they think Spike is a little hobbit instead of being a baby dragon.
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zOMG-a-DropBear Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Is there anything you can't say that'll make me have infinite respects for you.

You're a bloody genius.
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ThePhobiaPony Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I am sick of clopping material not being blocked and this shipping fad needs to end already. I agree with you that the shipping of mlp characters needs to end. Spike and rarity are just the occurance of an adolescent crush being in-show as a running joke. All these shippers can go suck a fat one if they aren't already planning on it, and cloppers, if they would learn to shut the fuck up, would be fine. Pride is bullshit. Just another word for EGO!
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zOMG-a-DropBear Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're awesome.
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ThePhobiaPony Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you. I mean seriously, this shit is disgusting and I am sick of it not being blocked. That means I have to accidentally see it and add to my already badly corrupt brain. And this is coming from a looner for fucks sake...(yeah, sadly assholes like Kloudmutt went and merged the looner crap with MLP, so great, theres even more stuff for my eyes to puke from...)
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zOMG-a-DropBear Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tell me about it.

I can't enjoy anything without these types pictures/videos of Bronies making this smut and indecent content.

There's a reason why Aliens wont talk to us, It's people like them.
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ThePhobiaPony Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Cloppers aren't bronies, they are scum. They went and blew it for everyone. Its not that they were into it, it is because they couldn't shut up and keep it behind closed doors where others wouldn't have to see it. They are pests who WANT to make them all like that. I have my thing, they have their thing, and thats ok as long as they don't go shoving it in MY face! Sadly, they did the exact opposite of what they should have done.
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zOMG-a-DropBear Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They should atleast keep their shit to a dedicated site, Like what the furries do. Though sadly you still see the shit everywhere.
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